Hillary Clinton is so old that when she was a teenager the Dead Sea was only sick.
Politicians only tell the truth when they call another politician a liar.
When I was born I guess my White Privilege quota was all used up because I had to work hard to get everything I have and make me who I am.
Barbara Streisand believes we should have open borders and illegals should be given amnesty. Yet she has spent thousands of dollars in legal fees trying to close the beach by her Malibu home to tourists.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and them burn them. I did as she asked but now what do I do with all these darn letters I wrote?
We all have demons, I just choose to feed mine from time to time.
Calling illegal immigrants undocumented is kind of like calling drug dealers unlicensed pharmacists.
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then and only then is he finished.
Live, laugh and love. If that doesn’t work out for you then load, aim and fire……..
An honest politician is like….wait a minute I don’t think that ever happened.
You are only young once, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing by interacting with nothing magically exploded for no known reason creating everything.
Crying doesn’t help when people make you angry but violent mood swings, that gets their attention.
I am sure glad God gives me strength and grace in stressful situations, otherwise I know I would be serving life in prison right now.
Need undeniable proof that God exists? Hillary Clinton ain’t the President.
The older I get the more I realize how great it is to have friends that suffer from the same mental disorders I have.
If the Titanic sunk today I wonder how many men would identify as a woman?
If illegal immigrants are here to help our economy, why didn’t they stay where they came from and help that country’s economy?
Of course I am weird, that is just a side effect from being awesome.
I would never criticize God but how come everybody in the world looks different except the Chinese?